her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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