I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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