Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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