I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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