Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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