I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
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