You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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