Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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