Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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