Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
i believe in u and ur pee
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