Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
