Capitaan dildo arrescate!
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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