You work out of a Hotel?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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