Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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