he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Randomize
