so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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