oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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