I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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