Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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