ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I need water and some morals
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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