I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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