who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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