Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
In America we eat man semen.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
