is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
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