I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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