did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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