Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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