I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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