i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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