yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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