i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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