I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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