Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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