He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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