You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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