im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
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