Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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