I need help removing her.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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