There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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