I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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