whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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