After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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