hell yes lets make some ravioli
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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