No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
