How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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