if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
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