elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
the raccoons are back...
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