I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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