Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Im just a social blackout drinker.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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