: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
i believe in u and ur pee
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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