I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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