I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I got inside last night via doggy door
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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