She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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