Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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