Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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