If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
