Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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