end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Terrible idea I love it
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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