Non-Jews are for practice
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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